Selective alertness
Being wide awake at the wrong time makes the final minutes of sleep feel especially unfair.
Read caption text
- What keeps you awake
- Me at bedtime
- What sends you to sleep
- Me five minutes before the alarm
Also called Donald Duck Sleeping · Donald Duck Awake and Asleep
Donald Duck sits awake in the first panel and sleeps in the second. Contrast the thing that keeps you up with the thing that sends you straight to sleep.
The two expressions let you compare attention and indifference. A tiny unfinished thought can get the alert reaction while an important responsibility gets the sleeping one.
You can also tell a short bedtime story: the thought that stops you sleeping, followed by the detail that lets you relax. Keep the upper-to-lower order clear.
Write one caption over the blanket in each panel. The upper caption goes with Donald sitting up; the lower one goes with his head on the pillow.
For a comparison, use two situations that reveal an inconsistent priority. For a sequence, make the second line answer the worry in the first. The template alone does not tell the reader which kind of joke you intend.
Original captions to try with this template.
Being wide awake at the wrong time makes the final minutes of sleep feel especially unfair.
An old fictional problem gets more attention than today’s actual responsibilities.
Checking one detail resolves the worry that kept Donald awake.
References for this template. Example captions are original.
Documents the name and this exact two-panel, 497-by-748-pixel arrangement; it does not establish the original cartoon or first meme post.