A flexible morning
The time of day becomes the thing that has to keep an appointment.
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- The everyday situation
- Chuck Norris sets no alarm
- The impossible result
- Morning waits for him
Also called Chuck Norris Two Guns · Chuck Norris Invasion USA · Chuck Norris Facts
Chuck Norris faces the camera with a gun in each hand. Pair the action-hero pose with an impossible “fact” that makes an everyday problem surrender without a fight.
The image gives a small task the seriousness of an action-film showdown. An ordinary object or routine can become the thing that has to accommodate Norris.
The caption is deliberate exaggeration. State the impossible result plainly and let the contrast with the stern pose do the work.
The two-gun pose comes from the imagery for Invasion U.S.A., the 1985 action film in which Norris plays Matt Hunter. Movie memorabilia catalogs preserve the denim outfit and dual-gun publicity pose; the American Film Institute records the film’s September 27, 1985 release. [1] [2]
Chuck Norris Facts developed separately in 2005, following exaggerated Vin Diesel jokes on Something Awful. Ian Spector’s online fact generators helped carry the format to Norris. That history dates the joke tradition, not the first caption placed on this photograph. [3]
Write the setup in the empty space to the upper left of the face. Put the impossible result across the lower part of the image.
Choose one everyday obstacle and reverse who is in charge. A website can apologize for his forgotten password, or morning can wait until he is ready.
Original captions to try with this template.
The time of day becomes the thing that has to keep an appointment.
The website accepts responsibility for the forgotten password.
A routine review becomes unnecessary because the figures do their own work.
References for this template. Example captions are original.
The movie-photograph catalog identifies the two-gun pose with Invasion USA.
Lists Norris as Matt Hunter and gives the film’s release date.
Documents the 2005 celebrity-fact joke format and Ian Spector’s generators.