A circular process
The attempt to reduce meetings adds another meeting to explain.
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- The uncomfortable question
- Who approved a meeting about fewer meetings?
Also called Office Space Consultants · Bob Slydell and Bob Porter · What Would You Say You Do Here
The two consultants from Office Space lean across the desk, waiting for an explanation. Give them a question that exposes how unnecessary a task or process has become.
The Bobs make the viewer feel interviewed. A calm, literal question can make a familiar routine suddenly difficult to justify.
The joke works especially well when the answer is uncomfortable: a meeting about having fewer meetings, a tool nobody uses, or a group chat that never decides anything.
The image comes from Mike Judge’s Office Space (1999). John C. McGinley plays Bob Slydell, on the left, and Paul Willson plays Bob Porter, on the right. The consultants interview Initech employees about their roles as the company considers cuts. [1] [2]
In The Ringer’s oral history, McGinley describes asking for a shirt that was too small, braided leather suspenders, and glasses. Those deliberate costume choices helped establish the corporate assessor seen in this still. [3]
Bob Slydell and Bob Porter question employees about what they do at Initech. [2]
Write a short question across the bottom, below both faces. Their attentive expressions supply the interview setting without needing separate labels for each man.
Pick a process whose purpose is hard to explain. Keep the wording polite and direct; the uncomfortable implication can do the rest.
Original captions to try with this template.
The attempt to reduce meetings adds another meeting to explain.
A tool marketed as useful is asked to account for its own output.
The same interview tone turns endless social planning into a performance review.
References for this template. Example captions are original.
Identifies McGinley as Bob Slydell and Willson as Bob Porter.
Records the consultants’ employee interviews and their role in the planned layoffs.
McGinley discusses playing Bob Slydell and choosing the character’s shirt, suspenders, and glasses.