Deadline management
The workaround removes awareness of the deadline, not the deadline itself.
Read caption text
- The flawed life hack
- Can't miss a deadline if I never open the brief.
Also called Think About It · Thinking Guy
Present a terrible workaround with absolute confidence. The finger-to-temple gesture makes avoiding the problem look like solving it.
The joke is in the loophole: you prevent one problem by giving up something you wanted in the first place. A deadline stops being stressful only because you refuse to read the brief.
Write the caption as if this were excellent advice. The knowing smile supplies the confidence; the reader spots why the logic fails.
The video supplies the smiling, finger-to-temple frame. [1]
Know Your Meme documents a Twitter post pairing the screenshot with a deliberately bad relationship workaround. [1]
Twitter captions turn the image into advice that sidesteps a problem instead of fixing it. [1]
Start with something you want to avoid, then invent a loophole that defeats the original purpose. Keep both halves in one caption so the contradiction is easy to catch.
There is open wall space to the right of the face. Put the text there and keep the finger and smile visible.
Original captions to try with this template.
The workaround removes awareness of the deadline, not the deadline itself.
The solution saves the keys at the cost of going anywhere.
The empty inbox looks successful until you consider what was thrown away.
References for this template. Example captions are original.
Identifies Kayode Ewumi, the BBC Three video, and documented captioned posts from 2016–17.